Friday, February 16, 2018

On jokes.

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze
the situation.

If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the
Accounts Department

If they are recounting them..
Put them in
Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in
Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in
Planning.

If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in
Operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in
Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in
Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in
Sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in
Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them in
Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been
moved.

Congratulate them and put them in
Top management

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